...oh, alright then.
It'll be a dreadful disappointment to you all, I know.
But it's just been pointed out to me that my profile blurb should be ammended to include the fact that I've fallen from the sacred path of Sappho, and happen to be getting my freak on with a big, hairy boy. Among others.
Anyway. A change is as good as a rest.
And, just to head this off at the pass, here are a few choice phrases for you to sprinkle in to your liberal teasing.
Bi For Now
Moved from Automatic to Stickshift
From Bean to Baloney
Using The Other Menu
... you get the idea.