My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
Oh, just thought of something I should mention.
My spelling is not very good.
It's not that I'm illiterate, it's just... I wobble. And my head goes faster than my fingers.
Please bear with me.
Oh, and the link above will let you own for yourself the closest thing to a holy book I have.