We value your custom

This Privacy Policy is really special. It seems to hinge around the concept of

Yes, we have a privacy policy. We take your personal information and do stuff with it. This stuff is a service to you. really. Can we say that again? We're providing a service to you. We take your privacy very seriously. But we're not going to tell you exactly what stuff we'll do with your information, appart from taking it seriously. We're especially not going to tell you what services we'll provide you with.

Let me take a guess - spyware and spam? Oh, goody, just what I wanted.